Literary Arts / Writing

Helping Yourself Through Self-Help

Photo of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen from Fanpop.

Photo of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen from Fanpop.

If you are a girl seeking fashion tips, check out books by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. If you are an adult seeking dating advice, read articles about the pleasures and perils of love. But take heed. Some articles that offer romantic advice are so poorly written, they are unintentionally funny. Here are some excerpts:

On breaking up:

First, you should always keep in mind that some relationships are better once they’re over. (From babyregistry.biz)

Was the reason that caused the breakup bad enough for the breakup to actually occur? (From getyourexboyfriendback21.com)

Was it because you’re always busy with work or was it because you never work? (From selfgrowth.com)

Artwork created by Anne Taintor.

Artwork created by Anne Taintor.

On reuniting:

If you’re the main one looking to get him back again, odds are he left you. (From getyourexboyfriendback21.com)

Before you allow him to see you, you need to become irresistibly attractive again because being fresh out of a break up, we tend to be a complete mess, which is very unattractive to the ex-boyfriends. (From wikihow.com)

If out of the blue your ex decides he wants to go sky diving and then to Paris, it may be time to have a heart to heart with him before his new hobbies to keep you off his mind kill him. (From getyourexboyfriendback21.com)

Photo by Hong Kong Tourism Board.

Photo by Hong Kong Tourism Board.



On the one:

“The one” is someone we create in our heads, and are the people of novels. Now that’s not to say I don’t feel I’m with my soulmate, as I firmly believe I am. (From weddingbee.com)

Live your life. In the meantime, while he’s out dating different girls, he’ll start to realize they’re not you. (From getyourexboyfriendback21.com)

And my personal favorite:

Do not try to make him jealous by hanging out with your guy friends or telling him that other guys want to date you. That might make him leave you for the other guys. (From wikihow.com)

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Photo by Tantra Bar & Lounge in Savannah, Georgia.

Photo by Tantra Bar & Lounge in Savannah, Georgia.

Photo by Tantra Bar & Lounge in Savannah, Georgia.

Photo by Tantra Bar & Lounge in Savannah, Georgia.

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